brought to you by colleagues at the people's cube, the political brain:
Dr. Fuku: "That's what happens when a human brain is allowed to grow without the caring guidance of the progressive establishment. The inflicted develop delusions that democracy is the best known form of government, that capitalism creates wealth, and that people all over the world desire liberty and prosperity - while every progressive humanitarian knows that the best form of government is the dictatorship of the proletariat, that capitalism creates poverty, and that nobody really wants liberty and prosperity for themselves outside of the collective."
Naturally it took twice as much time to map it because the brain of a progressive, open-minded Democrat is always changing - as opposed to the rigid and bigoted Republican brain.
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